Happy Christmas from the Holcombs!
This September, we celebrated our 10th year back in the USA- and our
continuing good life in our lovely home on the water in St Pete
Beach. We could measure the passage of time by the growth
of our mango trees, or the transformation of our gardens by our master
landscaper - Pen Holcomb. The gardens are awash with colors from her
flowers and flowering bushes. She installed several bird-of-paradise
plants- only to find out they grew to 50 ft tall trees!! Pen has also
leaped whole heartedly into the American tradition of seasonally
decorating the house - inside and outside. For Halloween, she even
installed a motion sensing bird scaring device at the front door with
loud Raven and Owl sounds (we bought it originally to chase parrots
away from our grapefruit tree). Over the same ten years, Phil has
physically transformed from a tall, standing/walking rather svelte chap
to a thinner, wobbly bearded fellow on a 3-wheeled all-terrain scooter.
Back pain has kept Phil from playing in band this year, but he still
plans to play Tuba Christmas, and his usual Christmas eve gig! He
has, however, just about caught up with 20 years of Star Trek!
The major transformations, of course, have been in our lovely
daughters, Samantha and Jennifer. They have blossomed into lovely young
ladies who continue to amaze us and who make us so proud to be their
parents. Sammi and Jenni are now in 8th Grade and both are on the honor
roll with straight As on their report cards. They are active in
the school band and both received “Superior” ratings in the solo and
ensemble competitions last spring. Jenni auditioned and has been
selected to play in the All-County Band next year. Sammi auditioned,
but was up against 40 clarinetists and they selected only 10. Both
girls continue to take private instruction in horn and clarinet - as
well as in piano - and have improved greatly in sight-reading.
They recently were asked to play solos at a Barnes and Noble book
fair. Jenni’s art has recently been placed on permanent display
at the county school offices. During the summer, they volunteered at
the St Pete Beach Public Library and continue once a week after
school. It is, however, still a major exercise to get them up,
dressed, fed and pushed out the door at 6:45 AM every school morning!!
Not to be outdone by our scholarly daughters, Pen decided to take a
course to become a Nursing Assistant. She attended Florida Medical Prep
school, successfully passed the practical and written exams, and was
awarded a Florida Certified Nurse Assistant license. This was an
especially significant achievement, as most of the medical terms she
had to learn are based on Latin or Greek!! Every night she would burn
the midnight oil and made a long list of words to consult with Phil the
following morning! In the process, Phil learned a lot more about
his current ailments! Pen then went on to earn certificates from
the American Red Cross CPR/AED (Adult and Child) and the ARC course in
Standard First Aid. She also took a course as a medical technician
regarding the issuance of medications. When asked if she now
wants to go full time into the medical field - she points to her
current - and exclusive - full-time patient!
This summer the girls attended two 2-week sailing camps- one just
across the water at the yacht club, and the second at the St Petersburg
Yacht Club Sailing Center downtown. They learned boat handling
and racing tactics in little Optimist dinghies. When the wind was
flat, the class would disintegrate into a “fire drill” condition where
everyone would jump overboard! At home, we formed a trio to “play
along” with a Canadian Brass CD. This was the first time
Phil picked up his Tuba since last Christmas!
Our mini orchard suffered a major disaster in April this year from a
series of massive thunderstorms with high winds - which blew away most
of the young fruit and blossoms on our mango, avocado and tangerine
trees. Our banana trees are less wind sensitive and still deliver big
bunches of fat plantains all year round! Our pink grapefruit and
key lime trees are better sheltered and we still hope to have good
crops.
Our website, Rugs-n-Relics.com, continues to receive e-mail and
telephone compliments from collectors all over the world. Several have
indicated that they use our website as a valuable resource for carpets
as well as for brass instruments! We also sell a few carpets from
time to time to people who randomly find our website or to return
customers who appreciate Phil’s taste in tribal carpets (and our low
prices). Phil has stopped collecting musical instruments, and has
already sold several of his treasures. We recently donated - and sold -
several horns to the new Musical Instrument Museum which opens in
Phoenix next year. These occasional sales, however, have not
produced a noticeable dent in either collection! We recently discovered
that we operate under “Phil’s Principal” which means that immediately
we sell anything and get a little ahead, something major will fail and
will need to be replaced - i.e.: dish washer; car computer; pool filter
system; clothes dryer; complete shower stall replacement (leaking
pan-rotten joists); shower valve assembly (new holes in wall); a new
computer, etc. etc.
Speaking of which, Phil’s trusty Mac G5 desktop computer’s motherboard
recently suffered a catastrophic failure. This was Phil’s the first
hardware failure in 25 years using Apple computers. Luckily we saved
the hard drives and years of data. We were in the Apple dealer’
showroom when we got the bad news –and were shown the new iMac
all-in-one computer with a brilliant 24 inch monitor, 640Gb HDD, and
4Gb memory. Being used to the convenience of side-by-side
screens, Phil just had to buy a companion 24” LED monitor – so he now
has a full 4 feet of monitor space to play around in! Our four iMacs
and one MacBook are all connected wirelessly to each other, the
internet, printers, and even the kid’s Wii !!
You may recall Phil had a lumbar laminectomy and spinal fusion (14
screws) in August last year. Recovery has been painfully slow
(literally) - necessitating continued use of opiates - with all the
attending side effects. Further, he had been schlepping around a
catheter for over a year. In February, Phil agreed to a procedure
in which a second hole was drilled through his tummy into the
bladder. This freed up the usual apparatus with an intention of
re-training the bladder. This didn’t work - and Phil faced the
reality of permanent catheterization – and continuing bladder
infections. In August, Phil changed urologists again and this
one - a no-nonsense older physician - asked Phil why he still had
a catheter? Not fazed by Phil’s tale of woe, he did a detailed
exam and then performed a proper TURP. In September, Phil started
peeing again! However, due to the continuing infections in his
urinary tract, Phil had to be hospitalized 3 times in October. He was a
very sick puppy, lost all appetite and dropped 25 pounds in a month!
After a course of antibiotics, the catheter was taken out permanently!
Further, Phil’s back pain has subsided and he has greatly reduced the
pain meds!
Editors
Note: While this paragraph is not particularly suited for a
Christmas card, one can see why the Holcomb family now anticipates a
much happier Christmas this year!!
We wish you all a Happy
and Healthy New Year!!
Phil, Pen, Sammi and
Jenni
727-367-7722
www.rugs-n-relics.com